Oddyseus had it easy...

'lo and hideyhey to thee!

As that greeting willl have probably implied, this is not Sarah typuing. In fact, the way that most of this post will be littereted with grammatical and spelling errors will also indicate to you that this is not your good chum Sarah. So, to reiterate:

This is not Sarah!!

Well, with that out of the way, onto the post proper. Oh, it's Richard by the way, the author of the scintillating and oh-so-joyous publication, '50 Ways To Delay Getting To The Point' (or as it's more commonly known, The DickyBlog).

So, Oxford! What a wondrous and happy place it is! Christ Church is a very pretty place, with a nice little lawn outside (which carries a hefty fine if you walk on it. Keep off the grass!) with a fountain in the middle (which also carries a hefty fine if you go swimming in it... I don't know either). Sarah's room is much more spacious that i had first imagined after seeing it on webcam, but those curtains are truly horrendous. So, after meeting Sarah outside Oxford (in sub-fusc. I mean, how swish! That girl has some forced style!) we went to her room, I met a few of her friends, was refused access to some hep and happening bar (thank the Lord), went back to Christ Church, pwned Sarah's 'n00b B-h1\D @ P00l l0l r0xx0r5!' then went to schleepsybyes after she blogged on my blog, and we discussed animal rights with some bloke called Dave (though not the TRUE Dave) .

Aaaaaaaand so much for Sunday

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Sunday saw us actually doing very little except walking around some shops for a while (far too long in my opinion. Damn customer service...) before I made my excuses and left. This is where the title comes into relevance. I began this blog at 19.51. I got home at 19.42. I got to Bromley South station at 19.36. I left London Victoria at 18.53. I got to London Victoria at 18.14. I left Oxford at... 16.05. That is nearly 4 hours of travelling.

I...am...knackered!!!

So, I will leave the further posting to my dear girlfriend, and leave you to your miserable lives MWHAHAHAHAHAHA ok...

Namaarie!
Fallen Valmar (who also is a chain of american superstores : Val*Mart)