Hey, turns out I don't have to close the blog after all!

I'm still not sure I want to carry on blogging though. I've heard that during the past week or so, there's been a lot of speculation about events and why they happened and these speculations have been not very complimentary to me, nor were they correct.

Goodbye

Much to my regret, this will be my last ever post in the Duckyblog.

For an explanation of why, ask Richard.

Stage 2

It is time to move on to Stage 2 of the Project.

Stage 1: Selection of the Victim, is complete.

Stage 2: Prepare Helen for Introduction to the Victim, is about to begin.

For this I intend to get Helen talking to boys (an activity she engages in rarely), so that she can get some practice in before I introduce her to the Victim.

I think I'm just going to start her talking to boys on msn, then move on to real life boys, then finally on to the Victim himself!

By the way, we all have to keep this quiet. The Victim doesn't know who he is yet, and we want to keep it that way. So, shhhh!

Date My Sister Project 4

Unfortunately, no pictures exist of the Date My Sister Project 3, the most successful of the projects to date. Oh well.

Date My Sister Project 2

Date My Sister Project 1

The Date My Sister Project Progress Report

We may have a potential candidate to be set up with Helen!

In conversations with various contacts, there is one name that keeps on being put forward as a possible suitor!

However, I'm not going to tell you who it is, because I don't want him to realise that it's him until I have had sufficient time to formulate the next stage of the plan. I'll keep you posted!

More links

I must recommend Dave's new year party post, it's brilliant!

And, since he protested, he is now linked on the side of the page as well, anyone else feel that they should also be there?

The All New "Date My Sister" Project!

Well, dear readers, it's that time of year again.

I have decided it's time that my little sister Helen had a boyfriend. This is a project I embark on every so often, with variable success. The last project, unfortunately, never came to fruition, so I have decided to abandon it and start a new project.

The last successful Date My Sister project involved a boy called Lawrence. *The following paragraph has been censored by Helen as an embarrassing period in her life which she wants to forget. We apologise for any inconvenience.*

Oh, this is going to be so much fun! I love setting Helen up with people. The only problem is that I have no suitable boys to turn into a boyfriend for Helen, which is where I need your help, dear readers. Please leave your suggestions in the comments below.